I stepped up on the platform
The man gave me the news
He said, you must be joking son
Where did you get those shoes?
Where did you get those shoes?
-- Steely Dan, 'Pretzel Logic'
According to its author (the great Donald Fagen), it's actually a song about time travel. Fiber broadband hasn't gotten us there yet...but maybe give it time? Meanwhile, ICT pros sharing to Reddit's photo subcommunity for showcasing various abominations and indignities to the cabling trade all know the job site absolutely can get you there (see photo second to last below) -- AND can attest to a worldview that's absolutely "twisted"....
"I just had to send this one. They asked us, “Can you clean this up after we replace the flooring?” -- CI&M Reader W.N., RCDD, Dallas-Fort Worth, TX
