11. Outside plant (OSP) expertise

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Chances are you're going to be logging a lot of outdoors time no matter what you do as you seek to evade the slavering masses of undead fiends. Come to think of it, you yourself may well be zombified – which COULD give you a leg up in terms of OSP installer job qualifications, assuming of course that you were immune to the predations of other zombies, in addition to somehow being the one member of the tribe who was normally sentient and rational…it's anyone's guess how these things work.

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